I've gotten some pretty weird fortune cookie fortunes before. The most notable has to be the one that said, "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!" I'm sure it was meant to be humorous and fun, but I couldn't sleep that night. I knew it had to be a joke, but I thought...what if...what if someone was in fact trapped, and I got the fortune that could save his/her life? And I'm just lying here, in my bed in America. Doing nothing.
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I've never had a weird fortune cookie fortune, I don't think. The fortune never comes true, or hardly ever pertains to my situation but no "weird" ones. You really got one saying "stuck in a Chinese factory ?" hahahaha.
I don't think I have gotten any weird fortune cookie like those above before...or maybe it's just that I can't remember when I had my last fortune cookie. But I always wished, that I would find one that said something along the lines of "Don't you just hate these fucking things." I know it's out there...somewhere.
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